Plonk Crazy Golf

Plonk Hackney is an outdoor, Polynesian‑themed crazy golf venue in Hackney offering a nine‑hole course. The course features volcano canyon, a tiki forest and under‑the‑sea elements, and the site is largely covered against rain while remaining described as an outside course.

The venue includes a tiki‑styled cocktail bar, a retro arcade with pinball, skeeball and multiplayer cabinets, two 7ft American pool tables and a beer garden with ping pong. Plonk Hackney accepts group and private hire bookings for parties and events, and offers catering options such as a taco caravan and hotdogs. The venue states accessibility provisions including disabled putters and an accessible toilet, with two golf holes noted as not accessible.